… then take a break, go get a nice cup of tea, and enjoy:
A couple of teasers:
// Dear maintainer:
// Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
// somedev1 – 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 – 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
// I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this.
Have fun reading.