If you’re a computer programmer, do yourself a favor and read this. After that, burst into laughing frenzy. 🙂
Incidentally, that site just gave me the most accurate description on to how convey my opinion of Cobol:
1959 – After losing a bet with L. Ron Hubbard, Grace Hopper and several other sadists invent the Capitalization Of Boilerplate Oriented Language (COBOL) . Years later, in a misguided and sexist retaliation against Adm. Hopper’s COBOL work, Ruby conferences frequently feature misogynistic material.