Ok, long story short: once upon a time, there was a spam monster, who spammed some Irish IT guys, who then fought back. And all this in the middle of a pretty witty article, a good entertainment reading, if nothing else.
And it came to pass that the Monster came out of his dark and reeking cave and came down to the village and started throwing tins of spam at the villagers.
The villagers cried “Stop. For this is Spam, and we do not want it”.
But the Monster had stolen their addresses and carried on throwing the tins of spam.
And the villagers brought forth the Black Knight, who was also known as Michele who faced up to the Monster. The Black Knight did write large the evil deeds of the Monster who was also called himself John Burns. The monster was not pleased.